Broken Femur Jump from Bert Adam on Vimeo.
Mountain Biking is bombing hills, flowing lines, and occasionally casing a gap. This is for Mountain Bikers.
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Broken Femur at Middle Kingdom
Friday, June 24, 2011
Sick UK Bikes
Madison Saracen BDS #2 - Moelfre from Jacob Gibbins on Vimeo.
Also check out their 24" dirt jumpers, they are pretty sick too.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Curt Gowdy: Middle Kingdom
Preview of a new freeride trail in Curt Gowdy State Park from Ryan Sullivan on Vimeo.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Curt Gowdy: Stone Temple Circuit
With Bert not willing to ride (what a sissy!), JJ and I took to trail riding and a break from the skills park at Curt Gowdy. We decided on riding the Stone Temple Circuit.The trail is roughly half climbing and half downhill. The climb, if you ride clockwise, is not all that difficult except that I was on my 9 speed 40 pound downhill mountain bike. I won't go into the specifics of the climb because riding uphill sucks and I'm sure you don't give a shit about it! I will only say that my balls were producing sweat at a rate I previously thought was unachievable! The odor from aforementioned genital sweat may have been the reason JJ was always so far behind.
After we caught our breath at the top, we lowered the seats at took off. The downhill section is awesome, of course! We bombed through open prairie, aspen groves, and granite boulder sections. The downhill ride takes less than 10 minutes, unless you are a pansy and ride the brakes all the way down. In which case, I hope you tap the front brake a bit too hard and introduce your face to the dirt! You deserve it!
On a side note, If anyone reading this wants to put on their big boy pants and ride Middle Kingdom with me, PLEASE let me know. Bert was the only one that was willing to push himself with me, and for that he will be missed on our rides!
Saturday, June 4, 2011
What We Need to Procede
Friday, June 3, 2011
Rock Mountain DJ Flow
This is that bike...
So, if you see me on this bike then be prepared to weep at the thought of your increasing insignificance.
UpsideDown and UnderGround 2011 | Vital MTB
Friday, May 20, 2011
A Request For XC'ers
Can you please stop wearing your goofy tights? I mean come on! The world shouldn't be subjected to the visual of you wearing mountain biking tights.
I know you don't look in the mirror and think to yourself 'I bet the rest of the mountain biking community would like to know the position of my package today'. So, why then are you doing it?
Put yourself in our shoes and maybe you will see that those tights make you look like a fruit!
So please! Stop! Do it for The Huckstables.
Curt Gowdy and The Huckstables
Curt Gowdy Spring 2011 from Bert Adam on Vimeo.
Who Are The Huckstables?
The Huckstables are more than group of sexy individuals with mediocre mountain biking skills. The Huckstables are an idea, an exception to every rule. We remind people that life exists outside the walls of our mauve colored cubicles!
Join us or get used to tasting your own taint-sweat via the inside of your spandex tights!