Friday, May 20, 2011

A Request For XC'ers

Can you please stop wearing your goofy tights? I mean come on! The world shouldn't be subjected to the visual of you wearing mountain biking tights.
I know you don't look in the mirror and think to yourself 'I bet the rest of the mountain biking community would like to know the position of my package today'. So, why then are you doing it?
Put yourself in our shoes and maybe you will see that those tights make you look like a fruit!
So please! Stop! Do it for The Huckstables.

Curt Gowdy and The Huckstables

This is the intro to The Huckstables. If you like a few wrecks with your mountain biking then you will dig these diggers! Don't hesitate to give us your feedback, we may not read it but, at least you will feel better about yourself.

Curt Gowdy Spring 2011 from Bert Adam on Vimeo.

Who Are The Huckstables?

The Huckstables are a collection of vagabonds that roam South Eastern Wyoming and Northern Colorado in search of the next drop to give us the next high. You may have seen us mountain biking at Curt Gowdy and thought to yourself 'what a hansom group of gentlemen'. Well you were wrong! We kick kitties to get amped for the next trip, so get your stupid XC bike out of our way or we will pull your spandex tights over your stupid head!

The Huckstables are more than group of sexy individuals with mediocre mountain biking skills. The Huckstables are an idea, an exception to every rule. We remind people that life exists outside the walls of our mauve colored cubicles!

Join us or get used to tasting your own taint-sweat via the inside of your spandex tights!