A Request For XC'ers

Can you please stop wearing your goofy tights? I mean come on! The world shouldn't be subjected to the visual of you wearing mountain biking tights.
I know you don't look in the mirror and think to yourself 'I bet the rest of the mountain biking community would like to know the position of my package today'. So, why then are you doing it?
Put yourself in our shoes and maybe you will see that those tights make you look like a fruit!
So please! Stop! Do it for The Huckstables.